Hello? Hello? Are you getting this down? Yes? Okay, good.
So things were really good, and now.. what? Oh. Okay. I'll start at the beginning, sorta.
At first I was pretty fired up to be in a paddock with a mare. See, when I was with all the geldings, they picked on me pretty bad. I even got a big ol scar on my leg from them.
It's distinguishing, I think.
Then there was all this commotion and I got to move into the paddock with Lily.
Things were great. I mean she had this winking thing, and I'd never even seen a winking thing and all of a sudden I'm letting it fly (if you know what I mean) and it's all crazy and cool, and I'm in love. And I'm thinking she's in love too.
So we set up paddock keeping, hanging out with the long eared short horse. But lately I'm getting the feeling the honeymoon is over. For the last three days Lily's been standing next to the fence with Cibolo and they're all sniffy sniffy and all that. It's so irritating. I mean the guy wears boots on trail rides! Seriously can you believe she'd fall for a gelding like that?
So I chased her around a minute. It was fun!
Then she chased me around a minute. It was not fun! ):(
She was crazy, I tell you! Everyone thinks she's so sweet, but HA! Just try to boss her around when she gets like that.
Fine, I say. You hang out with that red horse. Me and the long ear kid will do our own thing.
Then the other day we went on a trail ride and I decided I'd give her a little nip, you know, cuz it's not like she could do anything about it since she had her girl on her.
But before I could connect, mom stopped me! She said it's not allowed. That's cuz she doesn't know how mean she's been to me. And I wasn't going to bite her that hard even.
Anyway, I think maybe it's time to give up on mares. Who needs 'em?